Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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