Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
handjob tips. give me some.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
