..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can you bring me the toilet please
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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