No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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