So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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