I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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