But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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