How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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