Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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