problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Drake has all the answers
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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