I must be too annoying 4 u.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
