I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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