sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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