3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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