I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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