yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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