Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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