Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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