I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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