You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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