TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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