Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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