I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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