Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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