I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my sisters under your porch take her home
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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