Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
