i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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