O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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