Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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