K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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