No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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