And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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