So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
