Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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