But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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