Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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