I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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