Porn is love you can see.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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