does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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