K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize