? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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