You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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