Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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