On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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