This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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