i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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