it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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