i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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