That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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