is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize