Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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