She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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