No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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