I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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