I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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