So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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